Who said Pillz must be eaten to be useful? Take this! BANG!
Ability

Ability

Stop: -4 Opp. Dmg, Min 1
If Fast Johnny’S ability is cancelled by the opposing character and if Fast Johnny loses his/her fight, the Damage inflicted on his/her owner will be reduced by 4 points up to a minimum of 1.
Clan bonus

Clan bonus

Attack +8
Junkz's Attack points are increased by 8 points. (Remember: Power * Pillz = Attack)
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    Stop: -4 Opp. Dmg, Min 1
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Junkz
Junkz Junkz
68 characters
missions icon 26 missions
Clan's bonus Attack +8
Wild parties, sex, drugs: the Junkz live to have fun. Unfortunately, the government has recently put a 650BPM speed limit on music saying that anything over that would turn young people into raving loonies. The Junkz have declared war on this law and are fighting for their basic right to do what they please!
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    offline Rowdy MOB Cr Moderator Masters of Battle
    Wednesday 04/01/2017, 10:09

    Fast Johnny and Skinny Bob are a play on the term Fast Food in a way.

    The irony is that Fast Johnny is not into fast food and Skinny Bob is not that Skinny.

    While I am sad he is not an Ld. Well when I see his ability, I tell myself "Worth it" 8 Power, 4 Damage. That`s everything I need.

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    offline TC-Bajram98 Colossus The Club
    Wednesday 04/01/2017, 15:02

    @minti what do you say xDDD , the stats are perfect for an 3* card , and he is really good against any soa smiley and you can put him with romana,flanagan and locke or so and you only have 13 stars --> 12 more stars for elo

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    offline PPF_Heaven Hero  
    Thursday 05/01/2017, 16:58

    So Skinny Bob ends up being bad (who the hell would use him over Graff?) and Fast Johnny an anti-GHEIST god.

    Alright folks, move on.

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    offline nitroforc Guru ELITE NATION
    Wednesday 04/01/2017, 02:32

    With these upgrades, they never stood a chance

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    offline Formr Colossus ✞Last Battle ☪
    Thursday 25/05/2017, 17:30

    Fast johnny, I'm flat on the boards -
    Fast johnny, I'm cutting the corners -
    Fast johnny, I'm closin' the door -
    Fast johnny, don't chase me in your car no more!

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    offline minti043 Titan Maracanaso
    Wednesday 04/01/2017, 09:44

    The art is very good though compliments to the artist.

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    offline TC-Bajram98 Colossus The Club
    Wednesday 04/01/2017, 13:24

    8/4 stop : - 4 damage opp . min 1 smiley

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    offline gin tama Veteran evolution
    Wednesday 04/01/2017, 01:56

    I tried hard against the odds, beaten mono bangers+ambre, and thats all junkz get?
    Not even tried this time.

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    offline Gore X Death Titan Austria Red Devils
    Saturday 14/01/2017, 23:00

    Fast Johnny is a very strong card and mostly in elo against GHEIST user.
    Onik is completely useless now since this card got released.

    And @minti
    What the hell are you writing there? smiley
    Nothing make any sense xD

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    offline lolsman Titan  
    Wednesday 27/09/2017, 20:23

    3k for this card and it's a staple in every elo and type 1 junkz deck 8/4 3 star wow

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    offline The Stepson Titan URBAN MADNESS
    Wednesday 04/01/2017, 15:47

    nice art. as the artist get us used to in a while by now.
    congratulations, for another job well done, djethoblaster! smiley