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After several days of intense fighting, the Golden Throne final between El Divino and Quetzal was just about to start when Noctezumama appeared in the ring... “Stop fighting! Where’s my son gone?!” Then to everyone’s amazement, Noctezumama started whacking them both with a rolling pin, and of course they couldn’t retaliate. You can’t hit a mom! Not ever! So, here’s hoping she doesn’t hang around too long.


Confidence: Copy: Opp. Power
If a character belonging to the same team as Noctezumama wins a round, Noctezumama has equal Power to their opponent. This number only takes into account the figure shown on the opponent’s card and does not include changes connected to an Ability or a Bonus.
Clan bonus

Clan bonus

+1 Attack Per Life Left
The Attack points of Huracan are increased by 1 points for every remaining Life point owned by the player controlling the character.
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    Unlock ability at starstar
    +1 Attack Per Life Left
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    Confidence: Copy: Opp. Power
    +1 Attack Per Life Left
Huracan Huracan
52 characters
missions icon 25 missions
Clan's bonus +1 Attack Per Life Left
Clint City’s wrestling scene was sent into turmoil when a rush of masked luchadores from Los Santos moved into the top of the Pile Tower. You can say goodbye to the tired theatricals of the W.A.R. and say hello to a real humdinger of a show! Led by Noctezuma, the Huracan believe in just one thing: to defend the weak and oppressed by smashing their opponents' faces with a range of suplex moves.
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    offline TheKingofSquid Colossus Heroes of Darkness
    Tuesday 07/03/2017, 12:02

    "Urbanian Rhapsody"

    Is this the real game?
    Is this just fantasy (rivals)?
    Caught in a browser,
    No escape from reality.

    Open your app,
    Look up to the cards and see,
    I'm just a poor clan, I need no Wee Lee,
    Because I'm easy George, easy Kluwn,
    El Divino, El Gascarò,
    Any way the game goes doesn't really matter to me, to me.

    Mana (cercei), just killed a clan,
    Put her bonus against Vryer,
    Pulled my finger, now they are dead.
    Mana, this game had just Bogdan,
    But now he's gone and thrown it all away.

    Mana, ooh,
    Didn't mean to make EFC,
    I will be back to ELO this time tomorrow,
    Karrion, Karrion, as if poison really matters.

    Too late, Ymirah Cr has come,
    Sends shivers down my purse,
    My credits aching all the time.
    Goodbye Noctezuma, I've got to go,
    Gotta leave you all behind and face the news.

    Mana, ooh (any way Urban goes),
    I don't wanna buy,
    I sometimes wish Jackie Cr was never born at all.

    I see a little silhouetto of a granny,
    Scarol Schluck, Scarol Schluck, will you ever beat Djengo?
    Embolt and Lilith,
    Very, very frightening me.
    (Gary 'n Cleo) Gary 'n Cleo.
    (Gary 'n Cleo) Gary 'n Cleo,
    Gary 'n Cleo 'n Fabio
    Dj Korr oooooooor.

    I'm just a poor player, staff doesn't loves me.
    He's just a poor player from a poor family,
    Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

    Easy game, easy not, will EFC go?
    Oon William! No, we will not let it go. (EFC go!)
    Oon William! We will not let you go. (EFC no!)
    Oon William! We will not let you go. (EFC go!)
    Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
    Never, never let you go
    Never let me go, oh.
    Mou, Mou, Mou, Mou, Mou, Mou, Mou.
    Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, Benicio.)
    Impera Sloane has a Devil Dog put aside for me,
    for me, for me,
    for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

    So you think you can Stooge me and spit on my clan?
    So you think you can Sasl Lovelace and leave me Boyle?
    Oh, Blaine, can't do this to me, Blaine,
    Just gotta get Oren, just gotta get Oryon and Mikaal.

    (Ooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah)

    Nothing really matters,
    As El Divino can see,
    Nothing really matters,
    Noctezumama matters to me.

    Any way the Willy blows.

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    offline Indemnity Colossus Open Casket
    Monday 06/03/2017, 17:28

    Final line: 'So, here’s hoping she doesn’t hang around too long.'

    Here we go again.... smiley

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    offline OC_Hespera Titan E X C A L I B U R
    Saturday 11/03/2017, 11:56

    Miss Clint City 2017

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    offline 0_AAR Titan E X C A L I B U R
    Monday 06/03/2017, 15:52

    This is the worst thing ever in so many ways lol

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    offline FIFI FIFI FIFI Colossus ELITE NATION
    Wednesday 08/03/2017, 21:35

    Noctezuma gets his damage from his mom and his power from his dadsmileysmileysmileysmileysmileysmileysmileysmileysmileysmiley

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    offline FIKDIKRETA Titan KosAzar
    Monday 06/03/2017, 15:21

    Best BIO ever smileysmileysmileysmileysmileysmiley

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    offline Hutson Titan Masters of Battle
    Wednesday 15/11/2017, 08:48

    "...and of course they couldn’t retaliate. You can’t hit a mom! Not ever!"
    With that statement, here is a list of confirmed mothers that should insta-win against the Hurrican.
    Bangers: Chlora (mother of Lennox)
    Frozn: Mahimatah (in bio) Kalindra Cr (adoptive mother of Tiwi Ld)
    GHEIST: Astrid (mother of Wurmhol) Lilith (mother of Chiara Cr)
    Hive: #Manna Cercei (mother of Scylla)
    Huracan: Noctezumama (mother of Noctezuma Cr)
    Jungo: Troompah (mother of Boohma) Odile (in bio)
    Nightmare: Endora (adoptive mother of Melluzine)
    Pussycats: #Charlie (mother of Noon Steevens)
    Roots: Sunnygoat (mother of Willow)
    Sakrohm: Nata (in bio)
    Ulu Watu: Bree (in bio) Naliah (mother of Numar and Lianah Ld)

    And there is Jessie and Chloe who either are or will be mothers due to their decendents in the Vortex (Sarah and Lovhak respectfully)

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    offline Yos GCO Titan Only The Family
    Monday 06/03/2017, 15:02

    Confidence; power = power adv
    2* power 1
    Damange 8

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    offline Draven_Frost Colossus Harbingers of Ares
    Monday 09/10/2017, 00:04

    noctezupapa revenge: damage = damage opp

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    available Leon Anthony Imperator TRiNiTY
    Tuesday 07/03/2017, 10:03

    aww, they got her arm mixed up on different lvls

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    offline Rowdy MOB Cr Moderator Masters of Battle
    Monday 06/03/2017, 15:49

    Makes Boby Joby, Ogoun Kyu and Nobrocybix feel inferior even if Noctezumama had her ability cancelled. This is the sort of ability Flavio Cr should have because I am certain Noctezumama is much better at doing what Flavio Cr is good at (Scaring opponents with a bluff of his own)

    This is the sort of 2 Star card we need. KO is hard in EFC if you cannot even inflict at least 6 Damage. (You start with 14 Life there and can only bring a 25 Star Deck. She is only 2 Stars).

    Tip for fighting Noctezumama: Use Power manipulators or ability cancellers. They deal with her nicely. Also she needs a team member to win a Round for her ability to work.

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    offline MortisS13 Imperator  
    Monday 06/03/2017, 20:43

    Beat up drunk husband,gain confidence, whack some gods and proceed to eat some Gallo chicken...smiley

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    offline Shimada Genji Hero OnE MaLaysia
    Tuesday 07/03/2017, 02:03

    By far one of the best character bio I've ever read.. smiley

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    offline HERO Cr Eternal URBAN MADNESS
    Tuesday 07/03/2017, 13:22

    Interesting one star filler as well smiley

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    offline RO ZaOldman Veteran Harbingers of Ares
    Thursday 16/03/2017, 03:16

    only on x-0dus is hate,but nobody complains about this card is 160k credits...