Hans only had to say one thing to Eyrton to convince him that fidget spinning was a real sport: “Fancy my girlfriend Saki paying you a little visit?"
Ability

Ability

-1 Opp Att. Per Life Left, Min 2
The opponent’s Attack points are reduced by 1 points for every remaining Life point owned by the player controlling the character, or up to a minimum of 2.
Clan bonus

Clan bonus

-2 Opp Power, Min 1
The Power of the opposing character is reduced by 2 points or up to a minimum of 1.
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    All StarsHans Spinner
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    -2 Opp Power, Min 1
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    All StarsHans Spinner
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    All StarsHans Spinner
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    -1 Opp Att. Per Life Left, Min 2
    -2 Opp Power, Min 1
All Stars
All Stars All Stars
65 characters
missions icon 25 missions
Clan's bonus -2 Opp Power, Min 1
The new generation snack "ChocoMuscles", that claims to make you lose weight while pumping up your muscles, has just hit the stores and more and more Clintizens are giving up exercise to idle away their days munching on them. The stadiums are no longer being tended to and the race courses have turned into dance floors for the Junkz… United by Eyrton, Clint City's top athletes want to save the city and restore the truth: to gain muscle, you need to get punching!!!
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    offline ChaosDragon88 Colossus Heaven Destroyer
    Friday 01/09/2017, 11:26

    We only need Despacito and we scrapped the bottom of the barrel! XD

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    offline Fliits Guru  
    Friday 01/09/2017, 11:16

    NO! NO GOD, PLEASE NO!! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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    offline -Undefined Imperator UndertakeR TeaM
    Friday 01/09/2017, 17:17

    How did Saki end up with a fidget spinning guy, though? smiley smiley smiley

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    offline CrystalNeon Hero Wise Men Distracted
    Saturday 02/09/2017, 01:40

    CrystalNeon's ÉLO Reviews

    Name: Hans Spinner (Pun on hand spinner, aka fidget spinner)

    Stats: 5/5
    Ability: -1 Opponent Attack per Pillz, Minimum 2
    All Stars Bonus: -2 Opponent Power Minimum 1

    Pros:
    -Attack manipulation is quite rare on All Stars, especially with such a low minimum.
    -5 damage is very good for a 3 star, this could create a 7 point life gap.
    -Can fight against cards with more stars, and therefore power with his bonus and passive.
    -Available in Z Palace (currently 02/09/17)

    Cons:
    -Another 5 powered 3 star for All stars is rather sad. If he was 7/3 or maybe even 8/2 he would be much more interesting.
    -Has a plethora of competition from Saki, Nathan, Aamir, Oxana and even Mulligan.
    -SOA really hurts especially in fights against cards with better base stats.
    -Has to be used when you have a lot of pillz, so this makes him slightly more predictable than some other cards.
    -Has 5 power, as already mentioned, this really bugs me because it makes him less competitive to compared to the other cards.

    7.5/10. A decent release had it have been for most of the other clans, however the All Stars is a clan which is riddled with strong mid and low star cards, so you would struggle to fit him in with the talent, personally I see no reason to pick him over Nathan or Oxana, apart from being forced to at higher EFC levels. He is also better in a non-mono deck since he isn't support based. All in all I would say his pick-up and use would be down for personal preference, or maybe in weeks were Montana, Uppers, or SOB clans are used.

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    offline already in use Hero  
    Friday 01/09/2017, 19:46

    im ded

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    offline Android-17 Guru  
    Saturday 02/09/2017, 06:06

    saki is 16 this guy here is older then 16 way older maybe 21 he has a full grown beard on his final level

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    offline NGU_Makath Titan Never give up
    Wednesday 20/09/2017, 19:07

    Saki was 16 at the time of her release, in 06/09/2012. She is 21 now. smiley

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    offline Poison Ivy89 Veteran Open Casket
    Saturday 02/09/2017, 18:14

    For those who think Saki and Hans Spinner shouldn't be dating because of an age gap, well the game was made in Europe particully France, and France like most of the countries in Europe has they're ages of consent at 16. In other words Saki is technically legal.

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    offline WMD-Lucas Imperator Wise Men Distracted
    Friday 01/09/2017, 12:02

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    offline Jedi_Lrd Fuse Colossus Organized Konfusion
    Thursday 23/11/2017, 22:02

    One quick thing to say about the nature of fads, such as the hand spinner fad: Today's hip is tomorrow's stupid.

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    offline SeeYouAgain Hero  
    Sunday 03/09/2017, 08:06

    with this guy you can waste the opponents pilz easily smiley

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    offline Kagamine Len Colossus Organized Konfusion
    Friday 01/09/2017, 14:49

    LOL i came here to see the stats of this card and found nothing but these people XD

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    offline Babs Hartley Colossus TRiNiTY
    Saturday 02/09/2017, 23:58

    I don't give a crap about age difference. But a yo-yo artist and a FIDGET SPINNER? Somebody kill this guy. I'm gonna fury with all pillz every time I come up against this card. F**k this character with a ping pong paddle, seriously. smileysmileysmiley

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    offline Turgoyak Hero Mystical Shadow Team
    Monday 04/09/2017, 13:19

    Saki chose bad, 'cause look at his legs smiley

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    offline -MrBabadook- Colossus TRiNiTY
    Friday 01/09/2017, 15:10

    5/5 -1 Opp Att. Per Life Left, Min 2