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A child of the ghetto, Pimp dreamed of joining the elite. But you can't always get what you want and he had to get a job instead. Or rather, he put some girls to work, dragging them out of gutter to have them walk the streets. Despised by the Pussycats who he hates, Pimp "has other fish to fry" and has to fight to impose his law throughout his territory.
Ability

Ability

-5 Opp Attack, Min 2
The opponent’s Attack points are reduced by 5 points or up to a minimum of 2.
Clan bonus

Clan bonus

-12 Opp Attack, Min 8
The opponent’s Attack points are reduced by 12 points or up to a minimum of 8.
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    MontanaFlesh Pimp
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Montana
Montana Montana
67 characters
missions icon 26 missions
Clan's bonus -12 Opp Attack, Min 8
"Family, honor, money and shady plans". The specter of the Montana motto creeps over the city. Having always had a firm footing in the world of crime, the Montana Godfathers have developed a pronounced taste for power. So now, under the iron rule of the formidable Don, their depraved and violent henchmen are all set to spread fear and terror in both the streets and corridors of power.
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    offline Lynyrd_Bird Novice the courtyard of shadows
    Saturday 06/02/2010, 05:36

    Flesh Pimp with Hugo

    Caelus' worst nightmare

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    offline Zakikanoi Veteran  
    Sunday 19/09/2010, 19:15

    Now this is a story all about how his life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you how he became the Flesh Pimp of a site called UR...

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    offline {UE} eagleeye Imperator The Unfound Effort
    Saturday 16/04/2011, 20:10

    Cr maybe? i'd get in on him just in case cause hes still pretty cheap right now compared to the expensive Cr rumours.

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    offline guest Urban Rivals Staff  
    Thursday 15/04/2010, 22:52

    With only 1 pill on him, he beats the crap out of his fellow guild members.
    Even enzo would need at least 3 pillz to get out of range from flesh pimp's strong pimp hand.
    Lyse teria N simon say "no no" XD
    other than those two... flesh pimp beats up everybody in his clan, as long as another montana is backing him up

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    offline 9flame999 Novice  
    Saturday 30/04/2011, 20:28

    People defend flesh pimp, but they don't defend griezzo....., remember, these are four stars, so griezzo is a 5 power version of this guy.

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    offline Sannihilator Colossus Time Conquers All
    Wednesday 29/06/2011, 19:11

    I think he'd be more useful if he was 3 stars and at least 3 power.
    Rate green if you agree.

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    offline catalac Veteran  
    Friday 29/04/2011, 22:00

    ok to all you disbelievers. yes he can suck ass. but that ain't the point he is good at what he does. which is to against certain match ups is to make your opponent over pill. in fact if this card was a three star every top player would play him in their montana deck because if they don't respond they take 8 damage so they have to play three pillez on him. if you have another good montana out there it means an automatic win for that card.

    THE PROBLEM

    as i said he'd be the best 3 star but as a 4 star the situation in which he shines is rarer,

    still he shines he is awesome and there is nothing that can change that.

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    offline JadedKid Imperator  
    Friday 05/07/2013, 18:16

    I've read his name and his biography...still I have no idea of what he does for a living smiley

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    offline MrKilljoyCr Hero Stress Free
    Sunday 19/04/2015, 16:19

    I'm sorry Flesh Pimp, but Protection : Attack is now a thing.
    Say goodbye to your days of ruling the streets smiley

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    offline Jedi_Lrd Fuse Colossus Organized Konfusion
    Tuesday 25/04/2017, 01:43

    too much money spent on your wardrobe, get back into retraining camp.

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    offline paldepind Hero  
    Thursday 25/08/2011, 18:36

    To ways to use this card that I've found very useful:
    1/ Play him with 2 pills. Your opponent will have to spend a bunch off pills as long as they don't have SOB or SOA.
    2/ If your think your opponent is bluffing or is playing a card with sub 4 power and not too many pills play Flesh Pimp. I've done this a bunch of times and got a 8 damage through using only one single pill.

    Conclusion: If you can spare the 4 starts in your deck Flesh Pimp is great.

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    offline paldepind Hero  
    Saturday 27/08/2011, 10:52

    I'll just add a little more to my previous comment (unfortunately it's not possible to update it).
    3/ If your opponent has power reducing ability Flesh Pimp is great since he will often be below the minimum of their reducing. Thus he is immune to it.
    4/ Against cards with power = opponent power Flesh Pimp is very close to a certain win (which means damaging 8 for only one pill).

    You will have to play Flesh Pimp strategically. But if you're capable of doing that you'll be able to do high damage at a very low pill cost. One of his cons however is that it's a very predictable card since you will almost always play it with two pills.

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    offline Jinji Guru Rebellion
    Saturday 23/02/2008, 15:35

    The mighty PIMP

    At level 4 he gets 2 and 8. Dissappointing, right? Actually...I find him pretty useful.

    When you send him out, people don't take him seriously, and will use a card with no pillz (AKA a 7 power card). Use 1 pill with him to test, and it comes down to him having an attack of 4 and them of 2, which = one hit kill.

    And then 8 damage?

    He's pretty underrated, but don't be fooled at how sneaky he can be.

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    offline THEGODCHILD Imperator TemplarZz ✠
    Tuesday 16/09/2008, 03:30

    Apricotsoup says this is a waste of cash....

    Hes basically a mini don and that says enough.

    I think there is no emotion linked to UR that feels better than playing your opponents bluff with Flesh Pimp

    However never ever pill him smiley hes nice because you can for example start with him and you opponent ( depending on his cards power) will to pill 2 or 3 pills, besides if you feel he will pull your bluff, pill him abit and take a risk smiley In my book 4 pills is worth 8 dmg


    smiley

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    offline Mutated Hero Blood Trevors
    Saturday 20/02/2010, 13:06

    Flesh Pimp,which I like to call,King of bluffs.

    Dont laugh at his low power.
    Cause you're gonna be laughed at next.
    Also,always at least put in 1 pill into this crazy dude.

    Lets compare this with the almighty Prince Jr using the tester round with bonus on.

    Flesh Pimp +1(+1) Pillz VS Prince Jr +1(+1) Pillz
    Results : Pimp ownt Prince by 1 attack.

    Flesh Pimp +1(+1) Pillz VS Prince Jr +2(+1) Pillz
    Results : Pimp ownt Prince by 1 attack.

    Flesh Pimp +1(+1) Pillz VS Prince Jr +3(+1) Pillz
    Results : Pimp ownt Prince by 1 attack.

    Flesh Pimp +1(+1) Pillz vs Prince Jr +4(+1) Pillz
    Results : Prince ownt Pimp by 4 attack.

    Notice how flesh pimp can also be a trouble to Prince Jr by only using 1 pillz?
    By the way,I only using Prince Jr as an example since its almost like a more overpowered version of Flesh Pimp.

    But,he will be easily pinned down by SOA,and sometimes,also SOB.