Formerly a plumber, Robert became Guru Phytoplanctonian after being kidnapped by aliens who, according to him, took him to the “parallel dimension on the left” and introduced him to Glibon Dashra Sakrh. Guru comes back to Earth as “Exo-Nation's” Ambassador to prepare for his arrival by eliminating anyone who doesn't like aliens.
  • Released on monday 13/02/06
  • Illustrator: Tregis
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Ability

Ability

Stop Opp. Bonus
The opponent’s clan Bonus, if activated, is cancelled.
Clan bonus

Clan bonus

-8 Opp Attack, Min 3
The opponent’s Attack points are reduced by 8 points or up to a minimum of 3.
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    SakrohmGuru Cr
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    -8 Opp Attack, Min 3
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    SakrohmGuru Cr
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    Stop Opp. Bonus
    -8 Opp Attack, Min 3
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    SakrohmGuru Cr
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    Stop Opp. Bonus
    -8 Opp Attack, Min 3
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    SakrohmGuru Cr
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    Stop Opp. Bonus
    -8 Opp Attack, Min 3
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    SakrohmGuru Cr
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Sakrohm
Sakrohm Sakrohm
65 characters
missions icon 24 missions
Clan's bonus -8 Opp Attack, Min 3
Start shaking infidels! The Sakrohms spread the word of the Creator-of-All-Things and Great Cosmic Entity, Glibon Dashra Sakrh, the old-fashioned way. These missionaries are trying to convince the government that the only way to avoid a war against other stellar peoples is to burn all works of science-fiction as they are a vehicle of anti-alien sentiment.
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    offline Ayii Imperator Open Casket
    Friday 01/01/2010, 03:13

    havent you notice....about guru cr hands..? at lvl 1he cross arm it ....at lvl 2 he opens 2 hands and leave 3 fingers close....the 3 fingers close means his damage has just increase by 3...at lvl 3 he open 4 fingers..it means that he is all 4/4 ...at the lvl 4 he open 3 fingers it means his damage has increase by 3...and at the 5th lvl...he open 8 fingers and it already means that his power is now 8....oh well

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    offline BurgaBoi2010 Senior All Stars
    Tuesday 13/10/2009, 12:53

    i think he should be a 8-8 like the big two Dj Korr Cr and Kiki Cr smiley smiley
    rate green if u agree

    but i will give this card a 10/10

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    offline zeropsia Hero  
    Saturday 12/02/2011, 00:51

    They should release Glibon smiley
    (read Guru's bio or the Sakrohm clan's bio)

    Rate Up if you agree!

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    offline Cardz_DvF Guru D-Versified
    Wednesday 11/09/2013, 19:50

    Possibly the most useless card ever....



    at level 1....

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    offline ThunderGolem Hero  
    Wednesday 01/08/2012, 21:09

    Rate green if you agree there needs to be a special color nameplate for cr cards.

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    offline JasonGray Titan  
    Wednesday 14/05/2008, 18:30

    Guru Cr is one of those cards that makes a match. I never know whether to pill, and if so, how many to use against him. He's among the greatest mind-screws in UR, and I wish he were in my Uppers/Sakrohm deck. :

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    offline Guts Imperator Time Conquers All
    Wednesday 05/02/2014, 00:15

    Such a powerful card. He would be perfect if his ability was Stop. Opp. Ability.
    Stop. Opp. Bonus as an ability leaves him prone to Damage reduction,something that is apparent in Survivor Extented and Deathmatch. With two walls like GraksmxxT,Uranus, and the fairly new Mokra he would make up for an unstoppable half decksmiley

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    offline TheBatman_ Guru The Unbeatable Legion of Justice
    Thursday 17/03/2011, 18:00

    Umm hello! GIbson Dash Sargh!!! How did no one see this!! smiley

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    offline slowtortoise Senior Casual Grind
    Sunday 25/05/2014, 11:37

    Guru Cr is better then Kiki Cr, and maybe stronger then DJ Korr Cr.

    Guru Cr is an 8/7, with 1 less damage then both. However, its kind of unimportant to have so much damage as with 12 lifepoints you are going to be 2HKOing anyway.

    But Guru Cr is truly better because he is a Stop Opp Bonus.

    Guru Cr is a vicious attack manipulator. Since he has Stop Opp Bonus and few cards have better manipulation then him with an ability, he can tear through most cards, and 7 is really as threatening as 8 as noone would want to take that kind of hit, especially if the enemy like this card is good at.

    His Stop Opp Bonus means that clans will have to waste their damage walls, which most decks have 1 of. Thus, he takes away the opponent's ultimate defense, or hits a juicy 7 and hardly needs to pill on the way to victory.

    A true 10/10. Kiki Cr is a 9.5/10, DJ Korr Cr is pretty hard to decide (A dual threat, a good reducer or godly damage), but Guru Cr is undeniably 10/10, just like Jackie Cr.

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    offline --kaiser Titan Open Casket
    Tuesday 22/07/2014, 05:29

    Glibon will have 9 power 9 damage and protaction: everything.

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    offline TheDeadPurple Guru Color Guild
    Thursday 19/02/2015, 03:35

    Why does he get stronger when he gets sunglasses and robes? Do the sunglasses fire lasers?

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    offline JoeBobBlue Guru  
    Saturday 21/02/2015, 18:17

    You always use 8 pillz on Guru Cr. That's what he wants you to do, that's why he's holding up 8 fingers. If you don't put 8 pillz on him, he goes to your house and feeds you to SkrumxxT.

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    offline ViE_Bashman Colossus Visceral Expression
    Monday 26/08/2013, 15:50

    "TnT_PRDG - Hero - TRiNiTY
    Tuesday 13/03/2012, 14:13

    DeathStart - Master - Clumsy Shadows
    Thursday 02/02, 16:51
    In an all pill battle Guru Cr beats both Kiki Cr and DJ Korr Cr

    RE: Yes, and my Jackie Cr does all that too for only 4 stars

    REAND MY Lysa teria Cr does all that for 3 "


    All pilled Fanny will beat all of them smiley and she is only 2 stars

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    offline JoeBobBlue Guru  
    Wednesday 24/12/2014, 15:25

    9/12
    Rate me
    TheBatman_ - Hero - The Unbeatable Legion of Justice
    Thursday 17/03/2011, 12:00
    Umm hello! Gibson Dash Sargh!!! How did no one see this!!

    I think that it's more like this:
    Gibson Dash Shakra. Shakra resembles Sakrh more than Sargh when it comes to pronounciation.

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    offline ZacharyThomas Titan Harbingers of Ares
    Wednesday 26/09/2012, 11:51

    Faced him three times soo far, and lost twice, best card in the game. Foreversmileysmileysmiley