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After having waited 27 billion years for the return of his ambassador, GraksmxxT, from his mission on Earth, the Great MxxT of the planet Vronk finally decides to come and collect his stupid son himself. Furious to discover that his son has joined an "Intergalactic Hippie" community, SkrumxxT finds it hard to get a grip on himself...


Damage +5
SkrumxxT’s Damage points are increased by 5 points. (Remember: Damage points are inflicted on your opponent if you win the round)
Clan bonus

Clan bonus

-8 Opp Attack, Min 3
The opponent’s Attack points are reduced by 8 points or up to a minimum of 3.
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    -8 Opp Attack, Min 3
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    Damage +5
    -8 Opp Attack, Min 3
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    Damage +5
    -8 Opp Attack, Min 3
Sakrohm Sakrohm
68 characters
missions icon 25 missions
Clan's bonus -8 Opp Attack, Min 3
Start shaking infidels! The Sakrohms spread the word of the Creator-of-All-Things and Great Cosmic Entity, Glibon Dashra Sakrh, the old-fashioned way. These missionaries are trying to convince the government that the only way to avoid a war against other stellar peoples is to burn all works of science-fiction as they are a vehicle of anti-alien sentiment.
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    offline Rusko cr Veteran Only Fools & Horses
    Tuesday 24/11/2009, 23:26


    + A couple good points about this card is that its got a base power of 8 which is always good as its the highest you can get with base power also has a very nice bonus. Lets say you did bluff with this card you would have to pill against it anyway to get past the bonus. Also i wanna look at his ability +5 damage well thats really something straight from a 3 to a 8 now thats a very scary bluff. but whos even saying bluff with it its amazing to use as a finisher with a base 8 power he can take on alot more then your average jo smiley

    - Bad points about this card comes in numbers which is a shame really because i really like this card. for a starters its a 5 star with a base damage of 3 you would expect a 5 star to have around 6-8 base damage obviously this card has its ability but that leads me to the next point Stop oppent ability cards would crush this guys damage more then a damage reducer would. which again leads me to another point, a damage reducer i.e spagi or uranus or gratmxxt or slyde would take this guys damage to pretty low and as he hasnt got nothing to stop it i.e Stop oppent ability he cant do much else apart from win the battle at the cost of a few pillz and little damage.

    I rate this card 8/10
    While i like the possible 8/8 stats its not always going to happen and this card is unstable to alot of clans and cards.
    Rate green smiley

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    offline peter1568 Master The United Rivals Of America
    Sunday 26/09/2010, 13:44

    I can see where the difference between Copper and Skrumxxt lies when it come to price. When hit by SOA, Copper becomes a 4/8. Probably not hte greatest base stats out there, but that 8 damage is gonna make you opponent think about 36, which is the attack of a 6-pilled, SOAed Copper with his bonus, so taht will probably make your opponent pill at least a few to make sure they don't get caught napping on what should have been an easy win.

    Skrumxxt, on the other hand, when hit by SOA has 3 damage, which your opponent will laugh all the way through the probable bluff, which also poses another danger in the fact that you may want to defend against a high damage card, but with 3 damage, I'm not sure if winning will be worth the pillz

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    offline -Natsu0G Titan  
    Friday 05/11/2010, 00:39

    whatta noob , Futura JR

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    offline atnuaq Novice  
    Friday 11/11/2011, 05:46

    soa kills him

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    offline Hunterrrrrrr Titan TrAitorzZz
    Thursday 02/08/2012, 20:24

    @BoredDude0002 - Master
    Friday 02/07/2010, 02:42
    Not only that but he send his son on a mission to earth 27 billion years ago... Earth came into existence just 4,6 billion years ago.

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    offline Crypto140 Senior  
    Thursday 01/11/2012, 11:59

    Apparently aliens can change their eye color?

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    offline qan2211 Master  
    Monday 26/11/2012, 11:55

    @Mortis20 Against high, popular PR like Oshitsune, Skrumxxt is pretty much screwed.

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    offline 0 Nomi Colossus E X C A L I B U R
    Sunday 23/12/2012, 06:57

    The spanish lore says he only waited for 27k years:
    Después de haber esperado durante 27 mil años a que el embajador GraksmxxT
    volviera de su misión en la Tierra, el gran Mxxt del planeta Vronk decide ir él mismo a buscar al inútil de su hijo… Furioso al
    encontrarlo en una comunidad de "hippies intergalácticos", a SkrumxxT le cuesta mantener la calma…
    Anyway, not a very good card, Stella/Eris/Miss Stella are better.

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    offline kire00 Senior  
    Thursday 27/12/2012, 22:38


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    offline masterboltLOA Master  
    Monday 21/01/2013, 17:59

    Skrumxxt lived for more than 27billion years... that's older than the universesmileysmiley

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    offline loliem Master Friends Of Fate
    Friday 29/03/2013, 18:03

    SkrumxxT [screw-muckst] Alternate pronunciation [skrumkst]
    Ability: Dmg +5 Bonus: -8 Opp atk min 3
    Level 3 6/1
    Level 4 7/2
    Level 5 8/3
    It's "cheap" if you have 7 million clintz
    8/8 stats are good
    Nothing else
    Sol Hona and Yookie exist
    Sol Hona is competition
    Yookie reduces 8 to... Um... 1?
    7 powered non-5* 6 pillz
    Sol Hona: 5 pillz
    SkrumxxT: 5 pillz
    8 powered non-5* 6 pillz
    Sol Hona: 5 pillz
    Skrumxxt: 6 pillz
    6/8 with -8 Opp atk min 3 > 8/3 with -8 Opp Atk min 3
    Atk manip is better for low pill fights
    Besides, what's the good of winning with someone with 3 damage? Unless it's Danae moving Kolos away from a 1HKO
    They're equal for obvious reasons.
    And so my point that Sol Hona and Yookie make Screwmuckst worse is proven.
    Rating: 9.999999999/10
    Compare it to Cortez. Cortez has backlash. Nuff said.

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    offline freddykruegerP Master United Army
    Friday 21/06/2013, 14:24

    smiley the best

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    offline theownerofyou Master  
    Thursday 01/05/2014, 00:52

    @Rafaxexe I've seen enough of your mom to know where her son would be going

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    offline theownerofyou Master  
    Thursday 01/05/2014, 00:56

    I can't believe noobs don't like this card. It is basically an 8/8 so much better than cortez that is an 8/8 with a backlash and this one also has a better bonus. and also berzerk don't need so much power due to their bonus. if cortez was a 8/5 without the backlash and with a useful ability instead he would be MUCH better. but sakrohm need the damage and this one has the most damage of them all even more than guru cr so it is a staple. like i always say noobs will always be noobs.

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    offline TRundead Senior KARA KAZAN
    Thursday 31/07/2014, 13:02

    i can buy 5500 credits