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Coiner of the phrase "wealth for the rich", Beetenka fights against the poor who strive to become rich. According to her, wealth is transmitted genetically, one doesn't become rich: one either is or one isn't and the poor must remain poor.
Ability

Ability

Damage +2
Beetenka’s Damage points are increased by 2 points. (Remember: Damage points are inflicted on your opponent if you win the round)
Clan bonus

Clan bonus

-10 Opp Attack, Min 3
The opponent’s Attack points are reduced by 10 points or up to a minimum of 3.
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Uppers
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65 characters
missions icon 25 missions
Clan's bonus -10 Opp Attack, Min 3
As the crème-de-la-crème of the jet-set, the Uppers rule the night. They’ve got it all, and money, champagne and titles are certainly not in short supply. They generally dislike everyone but they particularly despise “the poor who just aren’t the teeniest bit funky”. The Uppers hope that the government will finally take steps to banish ugly people once and for all.
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    offline Beth Eastwood Senior  
    Sunday 17/10/2010, 21:35

    Beetenka for Miss Clint City
    EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW VOTE GREEN IF U THINK SHE IS THE UGLIEST HUMAN CARD EVER

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    offline Conchavez Senior  
    Tuesday 10/06/2008, 01:28

    Great card for an average uppers deck. especially with another 6+ dmg. card for a two round win. SOA or damage reduction makes things difficult, but usually your opponent will use SOA on a different upper like Stanford Sydney or Janine and she does enough damage to do well even against a damage reducing ability.

    1: Power-2 / Damage-1 (look at picture)
    2: Power-4 / Damage-2 Fur coat, turquoise jewelry, purse full of money, triangle tipped scepter
    3: Power-6 / Damage-3 Snow leopard coat, gold jewelry, scepter w/ removable blade
    4: Power-7 / Damage-4/6 Extravagant turquoise/black coat, gold jewelry, gold scepter
    Ability-Damage +2 / Bonus- -10 opponent attack, minimum of 3

    How's that for an amazing comment!!! lol

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    offline Eloxia Titan D-Versified
    Friday 27/01/2012, 13:19

    ~Eloxia Reviews~
    Beetenka 4* 7/4 ability: +2 damage

    Pros:
    ♥-7/6 for a 4 star is always really nice.
    ♥-Okay I don't exactly love the way she looks, but I love the artwork for her clothes.
    ♥-Can 2hko with most of her clan.

    Cons:
    ♥-SOA makes her a low 7/4.
    ♥-Kazayan has mad her completely useless now, which I thought was kinda of dumb that they almost eliminate their old cards but whatever!

    Rate:
    Overall I give her a 7/10. She is by no means bad, just going to be overlooked by Nellie Kazayan Maurice Jackie cr etc..

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    offline Joey-2 Veteran Terminator
    Friday 27/06/2008, 21:30

    Beetanka (U) is a good card with a pretty good ability. I think that she could easily be replaced by Jackie (R) or Zatman (U). She's not the greatest four star card in the Uppers, but is affordable and pretty powerful. Still not as good as Jackie (R).
    Level 1 - 2 power, 1 damage (ability at level 4)
    Level 2 - 4 power, 2 damage (ability at level 4)
    Level 3 - 6 power, 3 damage (ability at level 4)
    Level 4 - 7 power, 4 damage (damage +2)

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    offline gem over Master  
    Friday 31/12/2010, 15:12

    Almost the swedish word betänka which means to think about something.

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    offline MaggieMoo_OK Legend Organized Konfusion
    Tuesday 13/04/2010, 21:09

    Beetenka, I used to see her on a regular basis, but there are too many cards these days that wouldn't bat an eyelash at her. Another solid cheap beginner card for Uppers players. But you will need a much more stable 4 star in your future. Nellie, Jody, and Wayne Stark I would use over Beetenka. Her base 4 damage is too glaring for her to hang with the cards that are out these days.

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    offline greygrey7 Master  
    Tuesday 15/01/2013, 01:38

    This is Coriela da vile (Completey based on the name)

    Rate green if u think so

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    offline guy12345 Novice  
    Tuesday 19/10/2010, 01:05

    if you want to buy her you should buy jody first.

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    offline ObscuredNight Master  
    Wednesday 17/11/2010, 14:36

    Maybe usefulsmiley

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    offline iLethal Novice  
    Sunday 03/07/2011, 14:51

    Sorry Beetenka!
    It's either you or Dorian, and I choose the crazy salesman because of the 7 damage, making it possible to 2HKO with Maurice, Stanford and Wayne stark, and others.
    So goodbye weird, 7 powered old lady with crazily changing hair colors, hello crazy salesman!

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    offline Aapka Daddy Guru Ultimate Urban
    Monday 07/11/2011, 12:31

    i dont understand , y her rate is so low ... she is 7'6 ... not bad , u can use her in dts and deathmatches ...
    she is a 4 star , unbanned card .... so u can use her in elo ....
    and with that heav bonus , it can kill most of the other clans ...

    rate green , if u think i am right ..... smiley

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    offline King Dido Guru  
    Sunday 08/01/2012, 22:57

    okay so look at her saying in her bio then at burt then at her bio again

    Yeah just yeah just want to point it out there

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    offline ontheloose1 Novice  
    Sunday 05/08/2012, 02:47

    101 dalmations anyone

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    offline Ryze- Senior aussie crusaders
    Sunday 02/12/2012, 08:12

    Beetenka for Miss Clint City.

    This has to be the most ridiculous comment yet. Vote Green if you agreesmiley

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    offline playerkid7 Hero  
    Friday 19/04/2013, 04:49

    i thought uppers wanted to get rid of fat people