Lazy, alcoholic and blessed with supremely bad taste, Burt had everything it took to become a real Uppers (all except money, that is), until the day he won the lottery and was sent a check for several million. Some Uppers weren’t too thrilled about his arrival in the clan but once you get used to the smell, you have to admit he’s a pretty cool guy…
Ability

Ability

-3 Opp Damage, Min 2
If Burt loses their fight, the Damage inflicted on Burt’s owner will be reduced by 3 points or up to a minimum of 2.
Clan bonus

Clan bonus

-10 Opp Attack, Min 3
The opponent’s Attack points are reduced by 10 points or up to a minimum of 3.
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missions icon 25 missions
Clan's bonus -10 Opp Attack, Min 3
As the crème-de-la-crème of the jet-set, the Uppers rule the night. They’ve got it all, and money, champagne and titles are certainly not in short supply. They generally dislike everyone but they particularly despise “the poor who just aren’t the teeniest bit funky”. The Uppers hope that the government will finally take steps to banish ugly people once and for all.
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    offline rugg93 Senior  
    Saturday 25/09/2010, 18:49

    lol, the check is writen to kevin!smiley

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    offline Slify Titan Wise Men Distracted
    Thursday 12/02/2009, 21:27

    Burt - 6/3 with -3 opp damage, min 2 (ability) and -10 attack, min 3 (bonus)

    - Very useful ability, the only Uppers reducer beside Gina Glitt.
    - Unlike Gina Glitt, Burt has a pretty decent solid power of 6.
    - His bonus forces your opponents to use pills to beat him. If they do, not only do they lose pills but their damage is decreased. If they don't, easy 3 damage for you.
    - Useable at lvl2 as well, becoming a 4/2 with his ability still in tact. However, I really like the additional 2 power and 1 damage personally.
    - Sent a check for several million? Looks like just 1 mil to me smiley

    - SoA really reduces his usefulness, and SoB makes him pretty weak (6 power). However, Burt can take on most walls (like Dieter, Glorg, Spycee, ect)

    - Overall: 7.5/10 - Burt is a decent card, but a very defensive card. He is as useable as Rubie and Frankie Hi are, but they both do much better damage and have abilities that help win. Still, Burt is cheap and is great for beginners and pros alike smiley

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    offline El Darrioso Colossus URBAN MADNESS
    Friday 28/10/2011, 17:44

    So, from what we know, he has no job , so when he runs out of money, he should turn CR, am i right?

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    offline Steel X_HoA Titan Harbingers of Ares
    Saturday 23/01/2010, 21:24

    Ok...to get things staight: THE CHECK IF FOR 1 BILION (1.000.000.000) !!! smiley

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    offline Pumpkin WMD Colossus Wise Men Distracted
    Saturday 13/11/2010, 16:20

    It is funny how theUppers want to vanish ugky people but some of them are ugly themselves.

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    offline LB_Abnormal Titan  
    Friday 14/10/2011, 06:10

    iRogerthat, because half of a billion is definitely 5 million >.<

    don't criticize others when you can't even do math

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    offline iRogerThat Master  
    Saturday 19/03/2011, 20:35

    You, you guys serioursly you comment like you don't know most grown ups.

    When you call your teacher you don't say their first name than second in America and mostly all over the World.

    Last (Name First), First (Name Last)

    So his name is

    Burt, Kevin

    Mr. Burt

    Not Mr. Kevin, but checks can be wrote pronouncing their first or last name. So he didn't steal the check, he won it from a Lotto which happends to be signed for 1,000,000,000. Knowning taxes he might get atleast half of one billion which brings him to a still big amount of 5,000,000 still making him weathly... Knowning that he's now rich no more taxe reductions... Lucky bastard. smiley

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    offline deniro123 Novice Killa Crew
    Friday 22/07/2011, 03:52

    its realy kevins cheak because what name is kevin burt in u dont see the last name so it belongs to kevin

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    offline KILI879 Imperator ExtraordinarY KillerS
    Thursday 10/04/2014, 14:07

    Burt's biography is my story after i won 250 000 clintz on slot machine except for that alcohol thing . smiley

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    offline MaggieMoo_OK Legend Organized Konfusion
    Tuesday 13/04/2010, 21:42

    Burt is a great Uppers card despite his shortcomings in damage. But damage is not why you use him. He is arguably the most versatile damage reducer for the Uppers. Jody is ONLY used when confidence kicks in while Gina Glitt has a 99.9999% NON-attack threat (that .0001% comes from that crazy 8 damage)

    Burt can be used at the 3 AND 2 star level. With the clan bonus, just a pill or two will keep your opponent honest. Great for any level of play and is a keeper for fantastically low price.

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    offline Psychronic Titan Time Conquers All
    Monday 24/10/2011, 23:07

    If you look at the full artwork for Burt , the Cheque/Check is signed off for "One Thousand Million Clintz" which if you add up the 0's is equivalent to 1 Billion. (1,000,000 x 1,000 = 1,000,000,000) So there's nothing wrong with it or the currency, just confusing and would be easier if it said 1 billion. The only thing wrong is that the Cheque/Check is signed for Kevin ... sorry Burt ...smiley

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    offline 0 Naughty_TpU Senior ``THe_PeRFeCT_UnKnOwN``
    Tuesday 19/02/2013, 13:09

    what happens when burt meets dagg?smileysmiley

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    offline maple_leaf Senior  
    Tuesday 02/12/2008, 01:35

    Burt

    lvl 1: 3/1 no ability
    lvl 2: 4/2 -3 opp damage, min 2
    lvl 3: 6/3 -3 opp damage, min 2

    Burt is very under appreciated. Although it lacks the damage threat that comes from Gina Glitt, Burt has a nice 6 power. He can win a match if need be and makes an amazing bluff attacker. If you play him first opponents will either see that damage reduction and decide not to compete, or will use one or two pills with their big hitters. You can use that to you advantage and use 1 pill on this guy and greatly upset your opponent. All in all, good 3* behind Rubie and Zatman (if non-elo).

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    offline lamyuwang Guru  
    Tuesday 24/03/2009, 14:42

    This card could be used at Lv 2
    With bouns, Att -10 min 3, which slightly smaller than his 4 Pw in lv 2.
    Use as defensive card wtihout pills by his ability and could lead to use up opposite pills.
    good card in all~~

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    offline I r Da Best Master  
    Friday 17/09/2010, 17:55

    He was 200 clintz back then :/