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When one's body is as perfect as Jonas', undressing in public is less of a vocation than a moral duty. After all, it would be a crime to deprive the women of Clint City of the sight of such a perfectly toned and athletic physique. And if they happen to feel like slipping a note or two in his boxers at the same time, well who’s he to stop them?


Confidence: Power +2
The Power of Jonas will be increased by 2. This ability is active only if a character of your team won the previous round.
Clan bonus

Clan bonus

-10 Opp Attack, Min 3
The opponent’s Attack points are reduced by 10 points or up to a minimum of 3.
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    Unlock ability at starstar
    -10 Opp Attack, Min 3
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    Confidence: Power +2
    -10 Opp Attack, Min 3
Uppers Uppers
65 characters
missions icon 25 missions
Clan's bonus -10 Opp Attack, Min 3
As the crème-de-la-crème of the jet-set, the Uppers rule the night. They’ve got it all, and money, champagne and titles are certainly not in short supply. They generally dislike everyone but they particularly despise “the poor who just aren’t the teeniest bit funky”. The Uppers hope that the government will finally take steps to banish ugly people once and for all.
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    offline Slify Titan Wise Men Distracted
    Friday 09/04/2010, 15:32

    Jonas - 5/3 with Confidence: +2 (ability) and -10 opp attack, min 3 (bonus)

    - A very decent 3 damage (5 with fury). Generally higher than most 2*.
    - His sub-par power of 5 can be magnified to a nifty power of 7 once confidence hits.
    - And with the Uppers bonus, winning just got easier.
    - His most useful feature, however, is his lvl1 stat of 5/1. Great filler.

    - Confidence is shaky, so his power is.
    - SoB and no confidence = hard battle

    Overall: 7/10. Most of this is thanks to his lvl1 stat to be fair. Jonas is a decent 2*, but he really isn't better than Wendal or Samantha. While his damage may be nice, his power is too shaky for the likes of me. A real shame.

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    offline junkyRULEZrdo Veteran **Rodeo**
    Saturday 07/08/2010, 18:34

    we need so much more sexy people preferbly men smileysmileysmiley

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    offline AbigailWyatt Mediator Wise Men Distracted
    Wednesday 30/06/2010, 21:56

    More cards as hot as this please! smiley

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    offline Red_Blooded Veteran  
    Sunday 02/05/2010, 04:34

    It might look weak, but thats exactly what you need to surprize your oponent. Considering it's hard to make a really good Uppers deck with SUM of levels under or equal 25 to compete in ELO or Type 1 events and tournament, I think that cards earns that price of 2000 clitz as a 2 star card, to finnish off your oponents.

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    offline money054 Senior dimensinal enforcers
    Wednesday 30/03/2011, 19:16

    Level 1 Hello i'll be youre waiter for today.

    Level 2 Todays special is me.

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    offline Miss Sky Master Immortality
    Saturday 10/05/2014, 17:04

    Jonas is so sexy please post full artwork

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    offline theaterboy Veteran  
    Tuesday 05/04/2011, 11:38

    Check out his arm on lv2
    It says "Maman" which is French for guess what..
    RAte grsmileysmileysmileysmileysmileysmileysmileysmileysmileysmileysmileyne if you noticed this too

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    offline Dill-Dough Colossus REIGN OF THE SUPREMES
    Saturday 22/12/2012, 21:04

    A Guy Like That Must Have Plenty Of Confidence For His Ability! smiley smiley Dat Six-Pack.

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    offline TheJoker135 Veteran The Dark Reapers
    Wednesday 22/02/2012, 12:32

    The little bar with estimated amount of clintz the card currently is always makes me think of a censor bar.....smiley

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    offline ITs Avett Master  
    Saturday 25/08/2012, 04:12

    i wonder what how this big boy looks like in lvl 5 smileysmileysmileysmiley

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    offline Zeroxvez Senior  
    Friday 04/09/2015, 19:58

    Jonas is strong confeidence but there are more hot people

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    offline Marky96 Senior  
    Tuesday 18/05/2010, 18:48

    Jonas is based on the real-life musician called "Basshunter" ! The musicians real name is actually Jonas, and his face looks the way he currently looks. Also, the reference to getting naked is similar to the real guy smileysmiley

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    offline George_W_Tush Imperator  
    Thursday 26/08/2010, 23:36

    I'm gonna go ahead and rate Jonas because reviews seem to due in injustice.

    First off here's the favored 2* Uppers compared to Jonas

    Samantha - 5/2 Ability: Stop Opponent Bonus - Clan Bonus: -10opp attack, min 3
    Wendel - 6/2 Ability: Courage: Stop Ability - Clan Bonus: -10opp attack, min 3
    Jonas - 5/3 Confidence: Power +2 - Clan Bonus: -10opp attack, min 3

    Now although situational due to his confidence, it makes him no less weaker than Samantha or Wendel. VS SOA, Wendel, Samantha and Jonas are all left with their basic stats. However with 3 damage Jonas is obviously the better pick.

    So yes he has trouble because of confidence, but the uppers bonus has always helped them win most hands making Jonas is ability NOT so shaky.

    Rate green if you agree smileysmiley

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    offline RI DRAGOON Master  
    Thursday 30/09/2010, 10:24

    he looks hugh jackman at level two

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    offline theownerofyou Master  
    Monday 21/04/2014, 06:07

    there is one thing i don't get... the hair on his chest is blond (just like his hair anyways) but the hair on... some other places... are black. now obviously he has been dying one of the two but the question is... which one ? haha.