Every morning, like millions of others, Zatman Cr watches Gail’s programs. She alone knows how to interview her guests on subject matters as diverse as Elke's candidacy as the next Miss Clint City, Kolos Cr's daily meal or #Sigmund cr's psychoanalytical theories. Thanks, Gail. What would we do without you?
Ability

Ability

Equalizer: - 1 Opp. Life Min 0
If Gail Ld wins the fight, the number of Life points of the player controlling the opposing character will be reduced by 1, or up to a minimum of 0. This effect is multiplied by the level (number of stars) of the opponent's card it is up against.
Clan bonus

Clan bonus

-10 Opp Attack, Min 3
The opponent’s Attack points are reduced by 10 points or up to a minimum of 3.
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    UppersGail Ld
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    Unlock ability at starstar
    -10 Opp Attack, Min 3
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    UppersGail Ld
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    Equalizer: - 1 Opp. Life Min 0
    -10 Opp Attack, Min 3
Uppers
Uppers Uppers
64 characters
missions icon 25 missions
Clan's bonus -10 Opp Attack, Min 3
As the crème-de-la-crème of the jet-set, the Uppers rule the night. They’ve got it all, and money, champagne and titles are certainly not in short supply. They generally dislike everyone but they particularly despise “the poor who just aren’t the teeniest bit funky”. The Uppers hope that the government will finally take steps to banish ugly people once and for all.
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    offline -MrBabadook- Colossus TRiNiTY
    Friday 04/03/2011, 17:39

    You can get this card by looking under your chair!

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    offline Zero Imperator  
    Friday 04/03/2011, 11:46

    Anyone see Oprah ?
    xD

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    offline coolasc Imperator  
    Saturday 05/03/2011, 02:31

    Want to get her? here are some tips and tricks:

    1. you just need to make the battles, so get any 4 to 8 upper cards u got and start the mission

    2a. Block 30 dmg, for this you should get Burt, Gina Glitt, Jody and Maurice, or at least as many of these as you can
    *untested but was fact for Piranas mission (with pillz leaders)* Vholt -dmg will also sum in the ammount and be added for the mission

    2b. Win 15 battles in DM. Uppers can work well in both t1 and t2, in either mode i'd advise you to get Jackie Cr and Zatman in your deck, besides that the deck will be based on the big cards (and i'd advise u to join either Ambre or Hugo) if t2 or in some nice 2HKO's (Oxen, Ruby) and nice filler cards (Samantha and Wendel) if t1 (in t1 you may even not need a 5*)

    3a. Win 30 rounds in survivor, go in survivor t2, Jackie and Zatman will help you a lot on this, besides that you should use most cards with high dmg (Herman, Dorian...), a leader (ambre or hugo) and i'd advise 1 or 2 dr's as in any survivor deck, a regular 2HKO deck shall work, but remember often u'll face people with 13, 14 or even more life... anyway in either u can simply full pill a card for 1 win, but remember you won't get clintz for that

    3b. i'd advise to do this mission together with 3a, if want to make it alone would be better to go in a t2 (outside dt hours) or fight club (tournament hours) for greater chance to find low level ppl with bad decks

    4a. Inflict 50 dmg with wayne shark, the best way to do this is equiping Timber (can save you some battles) and furry with him, i wouldn't say there is a more advised room, but if you don't care with win/lose ratio a good chace would be to go in a tournament room (t1 or t2) in tournament hours (in tournament hours you will usually see a lower amount of dr's and full pill furry him

    4b. Win 25 battles in survivor, same as 3a, except that you can't full pill a card for 1 point anymore

    5. Go in survivor t2 with high damage cards, a leader (Hugo or Ambre advised if u want to win, Timber if you want to make the mission faster) and some dr's (Jody and Maurice fit the decks here perfectly as they work both sides)


    congrats, you got Gail Ld

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    offline Saiko Cr Veteran  
    Monday 10/09/2012, 06:14

    Soooooo... Does anyone want a Miss Elke card?

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    offline Huei Imperator D-Versified
    Saturday 05/03/2011, 19:49

    a 2* which is able inflict 4 damage? cant be hurt by DR? reasonable power?

    STOP THE HATE. this card is well made to fit the uppers. smiley smiley

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    offline mfwp136 Guru  
    Friday 11/03/2011, 05:04

    We were all begging for another uppers 2* for so long. Well...ask and ye shall receive! With the release of gail ld, uppers may just start to be seen in T1 and elo play. She is not the greatest 2 star card out there (then again, not many can compete with the likes of lehane, thormund, hawkins, marlysa cr...etc), but I think she is a great addition to the uppers clan. In fact, I would say this card is exactly what uppers needed.

    Gail Ld: 6/2
    ability: confidence: -2 opp. life, min. 0
    bonus: -10 opp. attack, min. 3

    Pros:
    +Like with bonnie ld, this card fits excellently with the given clan. Uppers generally thrive when trying to go for the 2 hit knock out so her 4 gap with a beautiful minimum of 0 plays into that scenario perfectly.
    +She is an uppers. This means that she as the amazing -10 opp. attack, min. 3 bonus; which well more often than not save you in close battles. It also allows you to bluff and your opponent has to pill whether they call it or not.
    +Continuing on the previous point, there is bluff potential here.
    +Many KO possibilities. Whether it's with herman, furious rubie, furious nellie, jeeves, oxen (only if gail ld uses fury), furious jackie cr...and the list goes on.
    +Only 2 stars. Before gail ld, all the best uppers were 4 and 5 stars so the clan didn't have much of a chance in elo or type 1. But now, you can fit in those cards while not having to use very unthreatening cards like wendel, colin, jonas, and the like. This also means she'll win tie battles in non-random, which very well could be the difference between victory and defeat.
    +Since her ability is life drain, damage reducers are useless against this one.

    Cons:
    -Ability is confidence based. This makes her much much more predictable, which if you've ever played UR before is a major downside. However, uppers won't usually have trouble winning a round if you absolutely need to thanks to their bonus so her ability shouldn't be too hard to activate.
    -Low base power. Ok, 6 is average for a 2 star, but without her bonus it may be kind of hard to win with her. Furthermore, it means that she'll be at a disadvantage in high pill battles.
    -SoA turns her into a wimp. Well, what do you expect from a 2 starred card?
    -SoB. Like I said before, with no bonus 6 power is weak-ish.

    Overall:
    This is a pretty good card. Bonnie ld has the edge for me in terms of legendary cards, but considering what the uppers do and what they needed, this is a sweet little card. I really think that she could have done without the confidence and no be overpowered. Then, I would say this card is the best 2 star uppers. However, she is confidence-bound so she'll compete with wendel and 2-starred burt (although that wouldn't be allowed in elo now). It all depends if you want offense or defense. For me, gail ld is better than colin, samantha, and jonas though. In the end, she is a good attacking card at low star count for the uppers. I'm not at all displeased with her.

    ~Guide to Obtaining Gail Ld~
    -Stage 1: Complete 10 fights using at least 2 uppers.
    Easy peasy. Just make an uppers deck and play it.
    -Stage 2: Block 30 damage with an uppers. Win 15 fights using at least 2 uppers in Deathmatch mode.
    For the first part, you need cards like burt, gina glitt, and jody. If your budget allows, get maurice too. This is a very easy quest considering you loose to get progress on it. However, uppers bonus sometimes works against you here. Next, you must go into Deathmatch and win 15 fights. I suggest getting any combination of nellie (you'll need her later anyways), oxen, herman, glenn, and (if you're rich) dorian, zatman, and jackie cr. These matches go fast, so this quest shouldn't take that long.
    -Stage 3: Win 30 rounds with uppers in survivor mode. Win 10 fights by finishing with a knock out from nellie.
    It's 30 rounds (not fights) so this quest isn't so much of a problem (and this time bonus is helping you out). The second quest may seem daunting and will take some time, but nellie(3.6k atm) is a very proficient killer. Try her with beetenka for the 2HKO.
    -Stage 4: Inflict 50 damage with wayne stark. Win 25 fights using at least 2 uppers in survivor mode.
    In survivor, piranas and nightmare (and of course uppers at the moment) so wayne stark(2.8k atm) proves to be much more of an asset than a hinderance. Winning fights is much harder than inflicting damage so don't just all out fury with wayne stark for the damage because you can't move to stage 5 without completing all stage 4 quests first. Try for the win every time, and if you happen to get some damage with wayne stark, all the better.
    -Stage 5: Inflict 200 damage with uppers in survivor mode.
    With so many high damaging cards in the clan, this should be no problem at all. Yes, uppers are expensive (especially with the market skyrocketing due to these missions) but that means hopefully less people will get gail ld (unlike bonnie ld who only needed a common in kristin), which makes it all the more rewarding when you get her.

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    offline HipHoppa Colossus Hip Hop Messiahz
    Tuesday 25/06, 03:25

    The Historical Perspective:

    Originally, she was 6/2, Confidence: -2 opp life, min. 0. I actually didn't mind her that way. Sure 6 power isn't that great, but she was good for the occasional surprise fury KO. It was also nice having a 2-star life drainer for missions. Then, with Confidence: +2 power and damage, she became an 8 power with the same damage but she became more susceptible to DR. Saltzberg took her place as the 2-star life drain option for the clan. Then at 7/1 Growth: +1 Damage, her damage topped out at 5 (but only if used on the last round) for a drop in power (though 7 was still pretty good for Uppers). Then, at 7/2, Killshot: -3 life min. 0, she retained her gap of 5 but at a somewhat higher cost. Made it hard to use her in the same deck with Sean East. Then, at 7/1, Degrowth damage +1, she started out strong with 5 damage and slowly degraded, making her a round 1 or 2 card and more susceptible to DR.

    Now at 7/1, Equalizer -1 Life, Min. 0, she's back to her life-drainy self, able to make a fat 6 life gap vs. 5 stars!

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    offline Flying Whale Imperator Homestar Runner
    Saturday 05/03/2011, 04:29

    It isn't based on Oprah, it's based on Gayle King, who is one of Oprah's friends.

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    offline TheSkytherOrc Hero Join in
    Friday 10/01/2014, 19:38

    Uppers' Member Review #001
    Gail Ld ::

    I remember when I was in my office writing up an article for the Daily Grinch on why everyone should be rich, when I heard a knock on the door. I let out a groan of approval as I wasn't feeling in a good mood that day. But what came through the door sure put a smile on my face. It was Gail Ld! I am her biggest fan and I watch all of her programs, my favorite being the discussion between her and Graff on her Tuesday show. Needles to say, it felt a bit one-sided.. Anyway, I signed her up for the Uppers straight away. Welcome Gail Ld !

    -Հιλτλર

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    offline IM_Reveille Imperator  
    Saturday 05/03/2011, 12:33

    Vholt's dr doesn't take into account of the mission, tested.

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    offline Toxica Legend  
    Tuesday 05/04/2011, 19:53

    How dare you say that Dr_Peleecis! There is nothing more Legendary than Oprah! smiley

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    offline HipHoppa Colossus Hip Hop Messiahz
    Friday 09/09/2016, 18:01

    The Historical Perspective:

    Originally, she was 6/2, Confidence: -2 opp life, min. 0. I actually didn't mind her that way. Sure 6 power isn't that great, but she was good for the occasional surprise fury KO. It was also nice having a 2-star life drainer for missions. Then, with Confidence: +2 power and damage, she became an 8 power with the same damage but she became more susceptible DR. Saltzberg took her place as the 2-star life drain option for the clan. Then at 7/1 Growth: +1 Damage, her damage topped out at 5 (but only if used on the last round) for a drop in power (though 7 was still pretty good for Uppers).

    Now, at 7/2, Killshot: -3 life min. 0, she retains her gap of 5 but at a somewhat higher cost. Plus, this makes it really hard to use her in the same deck with Sean East...

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    offline Superman LD Hero D-Versified
    Monday 30/04/2012, 02:43

    We would be perfectly fine without you, gail ld. Just answering your question...

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    offline Tsaar-MOB Novice Masters of Battle
    Thursday 26/07/2012, 03:24

    DS_coolasc you forgot to mention Morphun

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    offline URGHOST Cr Imperator  
    Friday 03/08/2012, 11:41

    God I love uppers Mission's! So easy everyone should get this one.

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